I discovered rather too late that the school holidays in Luxembourg ended two weeks’ later than every other country in Europe which means that those two weeks where I had time off work, chosen because “shur all the schools will be gone back” were extortionately expensive to get to Spain with. Plus, bad and all as it was to get to Spain, it was profoundly bankrupting to actually get home.
So I had to go somewhere cheaper instead and I chose Switzerland. The irony is not lost on me here.
The easiest way to go to where I wanted to go in Switzerland is usually fly into Geneva, have lunch with a friend and get a train and a couple of buses. However, that was too expensive because only Luxair flew into Geneva, and only Swiss flew into Zurich which left not-terribly-obvious option three, fly into Milan with either Ryanair, EasyJet or Luxair. In the end, I flew into Bergamo with Ryanair.
You can see the mountains there. In fact, since we flew over them, you could probably have seen them from the aircraft. I had an aisle seat and could see nothing.
I had to overnight in Milan with a really early morning train on a Sunday morning so I picked somewhere near Milano Centrale. Milano Centrale is a great building.
It’s massive.
It screams delusions of grandeur and when you realise Mussolini had an interest you kind of understand why. It’s a stunning building.
with lots of halls and massive high ceilings.
and art.
I could spend a day in Milano Centrale and probably go bankrupt in the shops there.
Growing up in Ireland, the train network is kind of limited to Ireland, and doesn’t seem terribly exotic.
Continental train stations on the other hand…Mine was the EC 32 at 8:23, destination Geneva.
It was a Swiss train. It takes a fascinating and stunning route into the mountains via Lake Maggiore.
…and then the landscape starts getting a bit pointier.
and pointier.
The last stop before the border with Switzerland is a place called Dommodossola. This is a good warning to switch off your data roaming because in Switzerland, there is no Roam Like Home and even the phone calls come in at 1.72 a minute.
We don’t do snow capped mountains in Ireland much, never mind in summer.
Switzerland does.
I was staying in the Valais.
The mountains are full of character.
I got off the train in Sion and had an early lunch.
Surprisingly, there were a couple of shops open, including a bakery. This was unexpected since it was Sunday.
From Sion, I had to get two buses to Ovronnaz. The next change was in Leytron.
This is vineyard country.
So lots of vines on practically vertical terraces.
Leytron was kind of quiet.
But it was Sunday morning.
And the land was a bit pointier than I am used to.
Despite McGillycuddy Reeks being a formative part of my life
I got on the second bus.
That’s Leytron as we started winding up our way an eternal number of hairpin bends. I don’t know that we would send buses up there if it were Ireland to be frank Some of the turns were nervewracking and we frequently met enthusiastic traffic coming at us. I’ve only been more scared in a bus once and that was in Fuerteventura.
I was staying in Ovronnaz.
Ovronnaz is at around 1200m, and it’s well known for thermal baths and skiing. During the summer it also gets a bunch of hikers. I didn’t actually take any pictures of the baths but what follows are pictures of mountains, quite a few of them.
I think this one was the view from my apartment.
and we were below the snowline.
The place is stunning when the sun comes out.
So I decided to take the skilift up to 2000m. This was still below the snowline.
Apparently you can walk to the top of that. I didn’t.
Yay. Snow caps.
We don’t get a whole lot of snow in Ireland or indeed in Luxembourg so I find this joy inducing. Although I draw the line at doing those hairpins in a bus in the snow.
This is the chairlift posts looking down. I didn’t want to take my camera out while I was hanging in midair so that’s really all you’ll get of that.
But I loved it up there.
Sunset one evening.
Weather not so great another day:
Sunset another day.
View from my balcony.
View from the front of the hotel.
It rained the last night I was there.
This was how it looked at 7.20 in the morning as I started the 12 hour journey home. The trip down the hairpins was sufficiently dizzying that I took no photos and I only had 60 seconds in Leytron to make the bus back to Sion.
The train from Sion to Milan was packed. This is what the luggage area looked like half an hour out from Milan
Would I do this again? Yes, despite a few stupid mishaps (I lost a full swim kit including swimsuit, goggles and nose clip on day one) but I’d like to be a bit hill walking fitter. There is no actually horizontal piece of ground up there – you’re either walking up a very steep hill or down a very steep hill. During the snow season, there are buses moving people from hotels to skilifts and the countryside is dotted with skilift lines which leads me to think there’s a good few more than the one I got up to 2000m, Jorasse. Switzerland is not terribly cheap and the exchange rate is really not in the EU’s favour at the moment (but it was more than offset by the cost of flying to Spain). Ovronnaz is a hassle to get to from outside Switzerland but the buses worked out okay. The food was generally good. Plus, if you’re European, seeing the Alps really should be on your bucket list. You can also do it in winter (duh) and I did the Glacier Express in 2016.
